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Greetings Samantha --

Here is your horoscope for :




Until tomorrow,

Kelli Fox, Your Astrologer
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Don't know where the hell I've ended up on this glary random day.

So I met my mom's "new" kids, and they're creepy. Does this come from being Dave's children, or from being Jehovah's Witnesses? I'm not really sure.

Tomorrow is my grammar theory presentation. I will stand up in front of all these people I don't know and pretend to know something about body language. I am not looking foreward to this.

I am also freaked out about my grad school application. Maybe I'll just punk out and not apply. I'll just move to Seattle and tend bar instead. Ack.

There was a very cute boy at my house last night helping Jackie, and this leads me to believe that I should change my major to Communications because there are more cute ones over there.

Next week is Christmas tree week. Woo!

I am so very ill.

Mertle the Tertle

Oh, the lengths I will go to not to work on my paper.
A man bought $400 in perfume from me today. Eesh.
This was from Todd, and I'm entertained enough to post it...mostly because he actually -called- and -warned- me about it. Not -called- to talk to me, just to warn me about an email. Shmoe. Herewith, a rotten email survey, not emailed to any of you:

Name: samantha
Sex: fe-mal-e
Birth date: 9-3-82. presents? anyone?
Location: the squishier parts of Sarah's brain.
Height: 5'
Eye color: blue! mmmm blue.
Hair color: er....reddish?
What does your name mean: listener
High school graduation year: 2000. college: april 2003.
Favorite relatives: my adopted troglodyte brother, Matty
Summer memory: that time, you know, with John Travolta
Favorite TV shows: [...]
What's on your mousepad: My fingers. It's a laptop.
In the car- ac or windows: ac...my first car had none, so i'm soaking in it.
Do you believe in yourself: So Descartes is in a bar, drinking...
Favorite game: the Dr. Suess Trivia Game!
Favorite drink: Malibu and Pineapple. mmmmm
Favorite food: this is, I believe, a trick question. Am I What I Eat?
Favorite colors: blue.
Favorite cigarettes: Theoretically, Marlboro reds, but I don't smoke anymore.
Favorite sounds: the sound of one hand clapping
Favorite smell: anything that isnt perfume
Worst feeling in the World: squishy things between your toes
Best feeling in the World: squishy things between your toes
Favorite thing to do on a weekend: not go to work
Favorite soundtrack: Center Stage, but really only because of "canned heat"
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: er....Boston? London, maybe?
First thought in the morning: thought? morning? neh.
Do you get motion sickness: it depends on what's moving
Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: ick. just ick.
How many rings before you answer the phone: I do my best not to answer, actually
Future son names: hey, let's not count our chickens before they have eggs, eh?
Future daughter names: hey, let's not butter our toast before it's got crust, eh? (er...)
Are you a good friend: that depends on if 'good' = 'exploitive'
Chocolate or Vanilla cake: chocolate
What do you drive: a car, unfortunatly. i'm working on getting a bobsled.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: yes, but don't talk about Pete like that.
Thunderstorms cool or scary: that depends on if i'm inside or not...
If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: Hay-den! woo! mission accomplished!
What is your zodiac sign: virgo, the virgin. *saintly look*
What do you wear to bed: -that- depends on how cold it is and if i've just had sex...
Do you eat stems of broccoli: yes.
Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you
give it to her? I'd give a girl the shirt off my back, too! Well, if she was cute
Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? Hey Jon, can I have this shirt?
If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it
be: guru
If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: clear. surely.
If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: a clear one over the one on my ass. oh! but the next one is, I think, going to be a daisy on my heel.
Favorite brand of gum: [...]
What is your favorite quote: "I don't think men and women should get married. They should just live next door and visit sometimes."
Have you ever been in love: every day, with hay-den's feather boa.
What's on your walls in your room: genius.
Is the glass half-empty or half-full: you know, i'm really goddam tired of this.
Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: Iron Man covered by The Cardigans
Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: these days, nacho cheese
Favorite flavor Snapple: [...]
Which one, Coke or Pepsi: [...]
Which kind of milk is your favorite: the kind without water in it.
If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? a laundry basket and a fork.
Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty, unless i'm playing pool.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: no, just the left ones (giggle giggle.)
When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: track marks
If you could be one gardening tool, which one would it be: why would i be a gardening tool?
What kind of shoe would you be if you had an option: bitch boots. red ones.
What's under your bed: Pete's clothes that I don't like and some blankets. and a midget or two.
What's the best number in the World: 3. it's a magic number, oh yeah it is.
What is your dream car: it makes me sad to say this, but a Mini Cooper or a VW bus
Who is your biggest crush right now: Tom Toast. Tomorrow is a Tom day!
Nickname: Uhhh....miss?
School: Flagler College
Bacon Bits Or croutons: both, but no salad
Favorite Salad Dressing: ranch
Do you Drink: no, i prefer dehydration. that ethiopian look is in this season.
What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: right now, Suave green tea and jasmine.
Have you ever been skinny dipping: possibly.
Do you make fun of people: not I.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: convicted implies caught, now doesnt it?
Best friends online/offline: I love that this is a distinction now. Hayden, you wanna be on or off?
One pillow or two: three or four
Pets: Jesse
Favorite Movies: The Princess Bride.
Favorite type of music: "the violent roadkill were so much better before they went folk"
Hobbies: who has time?
Word or Phrase you overuse: exciting...entertaining...fabulous
Toothpaste: crest multicare whitening.
Piercing or tattoos: just the fairy on my ass
Do you get along with your parents: as long as i dont talk to them
Favorite beer: Corona
Favorite song at the moment: Sonichrome: 'honey please'
Favorite subject in school: language arts. :P
Least favorite subject in school: dr. klein
Most humiliating moment: this one is topping the charts
Craziest or Silliest Person You Know: you're all so thilly!
Favorite Holiday: national nudity day
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you and be sure to
send it back to them: mmmm...Todd.

My lord, but that was something less than entertaining. Suckers. You read the whole thing. didnt you?