Put on a brand new shirt

Last night, Brett did the manly man shot. This is -supposed- to be a joke wherein the guy snorts the salt, tosses the shot of tequila, and squirts the lime in his eye. Brett is cheese-brained enough to actually do it, though.

It was pretty funny.

Also funny is watching Jesse do his first shot.

I think I want to get Olga fired. She sucks.

Next week my roomates will be gone, which means that Pete and I will have the house to ourselves for a whole month. Call before you come over, kids.

Sean is an ass. Boys, write this down. You do -not- bring your new girlfriend over to your very recent ex girlfriend's birthday party, especially if you are still occasionally sleeping with said ex girlfriend. Shmoe.

Pete may or may not have gotten Everclear's autograph for me, which would make it so that he wins the good boyfriend award. Yes, I -am- a huge dork, but the lead singer is -so- hot.

I think that before I move I'm going to take the 'collage of greatness' down and move it to black poster board so it will travel easier.

Hay-den, call us. We like you over here!