In search of Elwood Mingus Johnsmith Calloway

Today was Pete's birthday. For his birthday, we went out for dinner and drinks and decided that there's no way we would ever get married so it's probably a good thing that he's moving. Why do none of my relationships end normally? People keep trying to give me sympathy, but I really don't want it. Let's just pretend everything is normal, please.

Mr. Paul Yamakawa (yes, I did have to go look that up, because I always think there are more 'k's than there actually are), would you quit robbing the cradle for a few minutes and call me? I -miss- you, you're so -hot-. :P

Hmmm. I have to go get quotes for car insurance now, because my mom wants to dump me.