Cheap sunglasses...

I am currently in nowheresville, Iowa. Andrea and I realized that we can use her AOL from hotels, so we are happy lasses. My cd player broke. I bought a cowboy hat and some 50's sunglasses, and we stopped at a winery where the most attractive man in Missouri gave us a tour of his...facility. Then we got lost in Kansas. I hate Kansas more than I hate Kentucky. Mike, Kansas City is eeeeevvvvil. Tomorrow, we hope to get through South Dakota.

Hay-den, humor me and tell me that you'll mail my book.

Hey Paul, how close are you to I-90?