So when it comes down, you'll know

Occasionally, I forget that I live alone. The other day I woke up convinced that Pete was there (this is -really- silly since, as everyone knows, he snores like a drunk jackhammer). This morning, I rolled over expecting to see Cindy four feet away.

Then I realize that there's no one here, and I'm usually relieved. Roomates, no matter how cute they are, are no fun.

I put it in with my animal ways

This afternoon I watched "Icebreaker" which is a very bad, awful, and terrible movie. I could just fast foreward to the end of it so that I can go "Look! Art Assitants! Tramaine Dion and Jonas Sansone! I know them!" (yes, I do this even when I'm alone), but it's just not the same experience. It is less fun by myself because I've already heard all of my Tra and Jonas stories, but I've never let that stop me from telling them to me. And then I found an old old copy of Jack Hanna's Animal Adventures where Pete and Phil were the grips, so all four of the boys were represented. I keep coming across random bits of Pete's things that ended up with my stuff, so there's a growing pile of things for them to take back when they come visit.

Just to prove to Toddly that I have nothing against Navy guys, here's pictures of the ones I knew in college (not "knew" just, you know, knew): Jeremy, Jeremy again, Seth, Seth and Nathan, and Jake. See, what with there being a base in Jacksonville and my friends going to UNF for a year or so, there was lots of partying with random Navy boys.

I had an interview today at a place with a big yellow alien standing at the front door. I'm not sure if this is a good sign or a bad one.

Also, I try not to copy things from the Cult of the Dead Cow Blog, but this was priceless:

What They Didn't Tell You At Lion-Tamer School

"1. The lion tamer is able to put his head in the lion's mouth because he puts his hand over the lion's nose, forcing it to keep its mouth open.

2. When the lion is being trained it sometimes gets very frustrated and starts to get aggressive with the trainer. So the trainer recommends that if a lion ever jumps on you and starts to attack, you masturbate the lion to calm it down."
-Popbitch

"Woman has 'penis in dinner' law suit thrown out: A 60-year-old South African woman has been told she cannot sue her employer - after finding a penis in her canteen dinner.

Ms Matlala took a couple of forkfulls of golash before "tackling the meat". She says it was slippery and she could not cut it with a knife. She took it in her hand and placed it in her mouth, but the court heard that the "meat" was so tough she could not bite through it.

She took the offending morsel out of her mouth, inspected it with her colleagues, and they all concluded that it was a penis. Ms Matlala said she vomited for the rest of the afternoon."