She asked 'where'd you get that velvet colored hair'

Today's been another day with too much time on my hands. I went to Greenlake this morning/afternoon, but since it's cloudly the people weren't very interesting.

So, in an effort to steal Hay-den't gimmick and twist it to my own devices, I went on a little voyage of self-discovery about which I'm still giggling. I may not amuse anyone else, but at least I amuse myself. To wit:
"You're a hidden flower"...to this I can think of no reply that wouldn't be obscene.
"While only 19% of men are VERY attracted to your personality, 60% are attracted to it." I have a feeling that that 19% is either currently in jail or on their way there.
"Men who are truly balanced like this are rare..." When I read this the first time, I left out the 'like this' and I was thinking 'well, I could have told you that...'
"Only 7% of men are EXACTLY your type, while 27% are MOSTLY your type..." This also makes me giggle.

I don't know...am I the -only- twentysomething out there who doesn't particularly care to have "someone" around? It's Saturday and I've got a date tonight with me and a cup of Earl Grey and a good book, and I'm perfectly content with that. I'm doing my dating research and I just find people fundamentally uninteresting. Sigh. Maybe I'm becoming too much of a hermit.

Let's talk about fashion for a second. I really like fall's menswear look. Finally, someone's figured out that it's a good idea to make a tweed miniskirt! (Ok, the guys at Prada figured it out, but we won't discuss that.) -And- Blumarine's brought back my 20's look! This makes me happy because I've tried time and again to take in my two flapper dresses but they're too flimsy for me to do any good. Ok, girlie moment over.

Now I think I'm going to go cut things up and glue them onto stuff. Wooo!

I said I got so much somewhere

I've decided that the thing to do if I ever become an evil villain is to make plan B a better plan than plan A because plan A never, ever works.