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Kelly is in Canada this afternoon, so I'm slacking even more than usual. Yeah, I thought that was impossible too.
I'm just buzzing lately, kids. It's like a pinwheel inside my brain and I don't know why. Am I over-caffeinated? Maybe the thing growing on my leg is another intelligent organism. (Maybe I've been bitten by a hallucinogenic bat.) I should be doing something, you know, creative. Instead, I think I'll just continue here with my ruthless self-indulgence.
My crazy mother and her crazier husband will officially be here the last week in November. I think that my plan is to do my utmost to avoid any conversations that involve getting samantha married. Why do people keep trying to marry me off? I feel like a consolation prize, like fruitcake...I'm the family member everyone wants to re-gift.
I had a discourse with a crazy customer on just that subject today, but I'm not going to tell the story because if I do I'll have to tell the Nate story that it reminds me of and no one ever benefits from Nate stories.
I'm just buzzing lately, kids. It's like a pinwheel inside my brain and I don't know why. Am I over-caffeinated? Maybe the thing growing on my leg is another intelligent organism. (Maybe I've been bitten by a hallucinogenic bat.) I should be doing something, you know, creative. Instead, I think I'll just continue here with my ruthless self-indulgence.
My crazy mother and her crazier husband will officially be here the last week in November. I think that my plan is to do my utmost to avoid any conversations that involve getting samantha married. Why do people keep trying to marry me off? I feel like a consolation prize, like fruitcake...I'm the family member everyone wants to re-gift.
I had a discourse with a crazy customer on just that subject today, but I'm not going to tell the story because if I do I'll have to tell the Nate story that it reminds me of and no one ever benefits from Nate stories.
