Chief Two Beers has a peyote telephone

I am such a sucker:
Today you could pick up intuitively on powerful feelings of affection from someone whom you might be attracted to romantically, Virgo. You might feel a rush of exhilaration from this experience; then your skeptical side might kick in and say it's all wishful thinking. A little skepticism is healthy, but don't let it overpower your positive impressions. All astrological signs are that what you're sensing is in fact the case. Follow your heart.

In other, uh, news, I really have to pick the pieces for the November issues since it's, uh, November.

I am still the air hockey champion. Yay me.