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Kelly called today and said "Would you be ok with payroll being done tomorrow?" And what did I say? I said "Sure, as long as I get it tomorrow." And all the while my mouth is saying this, my brain is going "Are you on -glue-? It's not like you're not, I don't know, -broke- or anything." Chalk it up to being tired or whatever, but it looks like I'm a big fucking dumbass. I suppose I should just be glad that I didn't offer to work for free, but Christ, what is going -on- in my head these days?

I'm hoping it's a cute little April Fools joke, but I'm pretty sure it's not.

I'm also hungry, and very thirsty, and without anyone to run errands for me today. And so this might possibly be making me grumpier than usual, but I'm pretty sure that the bottom line is, I'm just dumb.