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Just as I was getting in the shower tonight, I heard a muffled thumping. I thought it might be the front door (I always think it might be the front door. I'm convinced that everyone in town wants to come visit me when I'm naked), so I checked. It wasn't. So just as I got into the shower, I heard a very distinct knocking right above my head. Now, I've been watching an amount of television lately, and so I immediately assumed someone was busting in to kill me.

I watch movies over and over again because they're comforting. I took the fastest shower of my life and hopped back out to watch Julia Stiles. The thumping has stopped. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.