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At some point during my last thirteen hours of sleeping, I woke up and looked at the clock. But then I realized that I couldn't read the clock because I had been wearing my glasses, so I rolled back over and went back to sleep.
And that was pretty nice.

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Heard behind me at the movies:
[sarcastic]"When was the last time -you- went to the -opera-?"
"Well, everyone's been to see the Nutcracker at least once..so that was probably it."