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Dear car,
Is being dead again really necessary? It's only been a week since you've been driven and you have a new battery. So what's up?

me

Also? There are earthworms all over the sidewalks. I didn't have the heart to tell them that it's still only January.

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Today's medical verdict is brought to you by, uh, my doctor, who said asthma and gave me a hip little mauve-and-grey inhaler to tote around with me.
She also says that my headaches are a direct result of my staunch refusal to return to physical therapy and that I should have more massages. I agree with that last part completely.