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Dear PMS,

Please go away, your people are not welcome here. You make me sad, and more stupid anxious and worrying than usual. I hate you and you hate me, so why don't we just agree to part ways?

samantha

I'm so grumpy tonight that it's probably a good thing I decided to stay home and smear paint around on things rather than go and knit with nice girls.
Also, I changed my mind again--I hate dating. And I miss you guys, even the ones who live in town, because you're not right here right now.
And this is more reasons why it's a good thing I stayed home tonight. I want to stuff my face with tater tots or something equally scrumptious.