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At dinner last night I was updating Jean on situations (yeah yeah, I collect situations. I know.) and I said, "Every time I see him I just want to grab him and make out with him!" just as the waiter was standing right behind me. He put a hand on either of my shoulders and shook me and said, "what are you waiting for, girlfriend? Just do it! Oh, and enjoy your dinner."

You know what I suck at? Clue.