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Um. I am not sure when I became such a magnet for extremely strange boy-related shenanigans (see also: the last year and a half) but today I was walking home from the office as per usual when someone walked up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and removed my earbuds and found a guy standing there, out of breath. According to this boy I walk past his office every day and he wanted to know if I'd have coffee with him sometime in a "public and mutually agreeable place." He'd passed me in his car, pulled over, and run down the street after me because I couldn't hear him with my headphones in. He works at the radio station by my apartment, I guess.

I've never been chased down the street by a boy before.

But seriously, what? I'm not sure just when I turned into this girl, but I keep waiting for Meg Ryan to pop out from behind something. The whole thing was seriously entertaining. Must have been the sausage in my pocket.