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So, seriously, boys. When you are making out with a girl who has just told you in no uncertain terms that she will so incredibly not be having sex with you, for a whole host of reasons that she has just detailed to you, the way to convince her otherwise is so very much not by just going ahead and pulling out your penis. Because then all that's going to happen is that she's going to laugh at you and make you put it away, and then tell all of her friends. And the whole internet.
Just a little tip from me to you.

Sometimes going to bars outside of the usual bar-going area makes me appreciate the places we hang out. Maybe because in our usual bars every Balky Bartokomous in the place doesn't want to be vacuum-sealed to me.

Adventures are funny.