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 So...if I get a ladybug house to go near my plants, and make a birdhouse out of a gourd, I'll really be only about two steps away from knitting cozies for my tissue boxes and owning 17 cats, won't I? Spending all of my time fussing over my plants and kitties and ladybugs, not able to go out drinking because Mr. Muffins has a cold and needs to have medicine every hour and his poor paws massaged...

Actually, that might not be such an awful thing. I'll have to consider.