Argh!

[silverfae9]

Today was the first day of the Paul's Birthday Holiday. Did everyone have a party?

Hay-den, I need your address. I found a birthday card that made me think of you so violently that I felt the need to explain to the random people standing around me why it made me think of you. Actually, there were two, but one involved a leopard-print thong and I just don't want to go there.

I finally (finally!) saw Pirates of the Caribbean. (Thanks to Jim.) Let's just talk for a moment about how exciting this was. Toby is likely one of the few people who will remember this, but I used to desperately want to be a pirate. I spent an entire semester in my high school physics class limping around like I had a wooden leg and saying 'argh' a lot. it even still occasionally comes out. so you can imagine that the combination of pirates -and- johnny depp was almost too much for me. i was so excited i fidgeted even more than usual, and wagged my tail a whole bunch. i want to go -again-.

Let's also talk about how I'm going to marry Johnny Depp. Ja-beeez-us.

I'm doing a little happy dance because of something that begins with the letter A.

I'm very thrilled that I'm not going to be working at Papyrus anymore. No more selling greeting cards for me! Woooo!

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[haydenhed.livejournal.com]

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[(Anonymous)]

I remember that! You used to make people give you parrot stickers. And you said "argh, where's my whiskey" even though we told you that pirates drank rum.

Man. You were a dork and a half, mouse.

Toby

[silverfae9]

actually, i said 'argh, where's me whiskey' damn you.

[haydenhed.livejournal.com]

Jess and Cindy and Chris and I have a sort of joke about me being "mysterious" about my place of origins. when i mention being a kid, they ask "and where was this now?" and i say "you know." Well, when we were Mystic Seaport (a place with lots of big shippy thingies) i showed them my mastery of knot tying and i also corrected the performers in the "pirate facts" show that we saw. thus, they became convinced that i used to in fact be a pirate. which would false.
now...where's me mound o' gold. i-i mean, where's me mound of gold. that's correct, yes?

[silverfae9]

Ooooh, I think you should be a pirate. And I dunno, the o' is probably better, pirate-wise.