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silverfae9 ([personal profile] silverfae9) wrote2003-08-29 08:01 pm

Like this hole in my head

Greetings Samantha --

Here is your horoscope for Friday, August 29:

You're a champion in the intellectual world. Physical challenges are
easily met and conquered. Genius and prowess take you far beyond your
starting point. It's only natural that you would be well equipped.

Ha! So. Fucking. There.

Saw Pirates of the Caribbean again last night. It was just as good the second time around...maybe better, since I didn't earn myself a creepy stalker this time.

Message on my voicemail this morning from -Rich- again. In a further manifestation of the way weird shit happens to me, apparently he's playing drums for Superdave. Right. My dad plays bass for Superdave. This means, for the studio audience, that my dad and one of my exes are doing something together, -bonding-, again. Like life wasn't strange enough when my dad and Nate were working at the theatre together. All I want out of life, please, is for my family and my love life to stay as far from each other as possible.

And guess who spent the night at a boy's house last night! No, not like that, you jerks...I was very, very well behaved, considering the circumstances. I missed the last bus going back to my house. But -my-, I've become quite the brazen hussy since I moved. Seattle has turned me into a harlot. (This is probably the part where I start blaming things on Paul.)

And hey, kids, guess who may have actually written fiction yesterday? Well, not entirely fiction, since the dialogue is mostly true...but it's a start!

(Anonymous) 2003-08-29 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Seattle has turned you into a harlot? You're a big liar, samantha christine. I have three words for you: Van. Nate. Church. You trollope.
Toby

[identity profile] poseurp.livejournal.com 2003-08-31 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
'kaysolike... I still find this assuming the blame business a bit unsettling. and since this is apparantly just the start, what else do you intend to hold me accountable for? Soon you'll be blaming me for your hidden addiction to bubble tea. Or perhaps your neurotic impulse to dive across the room just to touch a clock *pshaw*