Hay-den explains it all

Silverfae9: i say, quit yelling at me and go crush a beer can on your head.
Broken0Language: ooo...can i see that?
Broken0Language: but i want you to do it
Broken0Language: so, one night me you and gabe and some other person attached to you are gonna be all manly and have a cookout and drink beer
Silverfae9: i've always wanted to learn how. mark was supposed to teach me before he dissapeared.
Broken0Language: although, by me drinking beer i'm implying some kind of cocktail
Silverfae9: cool! i have a balcony, all we need is a bbq
Broken0Language: i hate beer
Silverfae9: i dont like it, but sometimes i want to drink it anyway.
Silverfae9: i like that 'someone attached to me' bit
Broken0Language: i like the image of being manly and having half naked woman in wet clothes (and constantly dry, perfectly styled hair) around me at all times
Broken0Language: like a conjoined twin or something
Broken0Language: hey, we connect directly, lol
Silverfae9: that's true...AIM says so.
Silverfae9: i think i'm too picky about guys.
Broken0Language: why not, its the new millennium, we're all allowed to die alone now
Broken0Language: we had that whole 200 years of relationships thing
Broken0Language: now, 2000 years of self-discovery
Silverfae9: i always want to date the men that are much too attractive to be dating me.
Broken0Language:everyone does
Broken0Language: you never hear anyone say "my god, he's almost completely unpresentable. i should marry him and sire his mutant babies"

It's hard to laugh as you choke.

I hereby declare all of next week a holiday for Paul's birthday.

Also, and this will come as a surprise to exactly no one, I want a dog. Today's stud award goes to Oscar who fulfilled my "every week and a half" fun quotient and let me hang out with him -and- his dog, -and- his cat.

I've decided that meeting boys the Hay-den way is impossible. I know I keep saying that I'm going to quit dating art boys and only go out with bankers and beer-drinking manly men, but I'm a huge liar.

I am

quite low

in my mind.

If you wanna be you be you

Harold and Maude makes me feel like a whole person. This is probably not something I should admit to, is it? Bud Cort is, like, 60 now, isn't he? Where have all the Harolds gone?