Hay-den explains it all

[silverfae9]

Silverfae9: i say, quit yelling at me and go crush a beer can on your head.
Broken0Language: ooo...can i see that?
Broken0Language: but i want you to do it
Broken0Language: so, one night me you and gabe and some other person attached to you are gonna be all manly and have a cookout and drink beer
Silverfae9: i've always wanted to learn how. mark was supposed to teach me before he dissapeared.
Broken0Language: although, by me drinking beer i'm implying some kind of cocktail
Silverfae9: cool! i have a balcony, all we need is a bbq
Broken0Language: i hate beer
Silverfae9: i dont like it, but sometimes i want to drink it anyway.
Silverfae9: i like that 'someone attached to me' bit
Broken0Language: i like the image of being manly and having half naked woman in wet clothes (and constantly dry, perfectly styled hair) around me at all times
Broken0Language: like a conjoined twin or something
Broken0Language: hey, we connect directly, lol
Silverfae9: that's true...AIM says so.
Silverfae9: i think i'm too picky about guys.
Broken0Language: why not, its the new millennium, we're all allowed to die alone now
Broken0Language: we had that whole 200 years of relationships thing
Broken0Language: now, 2000 years of self-discovery
Silverfae9: i always want to date the men that are much too attractive to be dating me.
Broken0Language:everyone does
Broken0Language: you never hear anyone say "my god, he's almost completely unpresentable. i should marry him and sire his mutant babies"