In all the old familiar places

Sarah sent me a birthday party in a box. It contains:
4 plates
martini napkins
sombrero-shaped margarita salt
ice cubes
"Monkeys Steal My Underwear At Night"
Hipsters Choice shot glasses: "Less Talk More Monkey"

This made me cry. Sarah is better than chocolate chip cookies. This was completely unexpected.

So evidently the problem with my car is the starter, which just irritates the holy color yellow out of me. -This- means that I have to go through all the trouble of having it towed somewhere and then paying for it, which just makes me annoyed.

Paul says I have a fanclub. How come no one mentioned this before?

It is probably in your nature to want to include everyone in your plans today, dear Virgo. Perhaps you find yourself running around and making sure that everyone is being cared for. More than likely, your nurturing instinct is coming out, so feel free to spread this love around freely. The thing to be careful of, however, is that you aren't sacrificing too much of yourself as you do this.

Yeah, here I go spreading the love again...