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I think you should all know that the eye doctor dyed my eyes yellow today. I totally looked like a superhero.

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In case any of you were wondering, Douglas Coupland's new book was so delicious I devoured it in four hours. He'd hit a rough patch a few years ago, but the last couple have just been a feast. I want to write the words on my body and lie in the sun until they're baked into my skin.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to: Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers. Get your resolution here