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I hate it when I wake up feeling hungover and I haven't been drinking.

Ever seen "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death"? You should.

I spoke with David Robert, who is funny and on my coast. Because all the cool kids live on the left coast.

Locals: pumpkin carving will be in two weeks or so, and I'll be hosting a Thanksgiving again this year. 'Cause I (heart) locals.