Not too much of a bargain

[silverfae9]

My mother is finally going to go back to school and finish her associates degree. The story behind this is that she quit with one class to go, and I've spent the last 13 years or so trying to convince her to just get it done with. She didn't want to because the class was a physical fitness type thing, but they've changed it to a computer class, so she'll do it in the winter semester. The really funny thing is that her AA will be in psychology. My mom. Psychology. Sheesh.

These make me laugh for several different reasons:
<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Rose McGowan</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Tara Reid </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">17</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Wilco - I Am Trying To Break Your Heart </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td>

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This is actually -really- funny because I was showing someone the samantha and bethany show once and he said 'woah, you totally look like Rose McGowan right there!

<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Kate Beckinsale </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Kevin Spacey </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">23</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lovage - Anger Management </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Nine Inch Nails - Eraser </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td>

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Yum. Kevin Spacey.

Oh hey, everyone be proud of me for hanging out with a bunch of people I don't know yesterday. I'm (slowly) getting better at being around people. But, christ, they all reminded me of what Val calls the "flagler circle" and that -aches-. I know it's cliche, but you really don't know how good you have things until you don't have them any more. Hay-den, hug everyone twice for me, ok? I mean, if you're ever -not- working.

I am just samantha. Repeat.

"B: Is it raining?"
"A: I think they're spitting at us."