All in a day's work

[silverfae9]

I had the 'what do you want for your birthday' conversation with Stacey today. I've spent years trying to explain to her that I want to remove things from my life. I once said "the only things I want are the things I don't have to ask for" but I think that just confused her further. All of the things that I have come with stories; that's why I dragged them out here with me. But just try and explain sophomoric minimalism to the uninspired bourgoisie. Jeezum.

Someone make my stalker go away.